About Noni
I’m Noni. I work with people who look fine on the outside but feel disconnected on the inside. My approach is direct, grounded and human. No sugarcoating. No spiritual theatrics. Just clarity, truth and practical support that actually lands.
I didn’t get here through theory. My life has held addiction, trauma, burnout, misdiagnosis, chronic pain and full collapse. I rebuilt myself more than once, body, mind and nervous system. That’s why people come to me. I understand what it takes to claw your way back to yourself.
My background spans gut health, mental health first aid, trauma-informed mentoring, addiction recovery, bodywork, luxury wellness, energy work and nervous-system regulation. A wide toolkit built over decades, not a weekend course.
How I Work
I help you calm the overwhelm, cut through the noise and reconnect to your own wiring, especially if you’re neurodivergent or have spent years masking.
I’m not chasing “normal” for you. There is no normal. It’s conditioning, expectations and old rules we absorbed without ever checking if any of it made sense.
My work is about empowering you to live in a way that aligns with your actual capacity and the system you’re running, not the system you think you should be able to run.
I work with what’s real for you, not the version you’ve been forcing yourself into.
Why I Run These Retreats
Most people are running on empty.
These retreats act as a circuit-breaker, a quiet space to rest, reset and come back to centre.
No perfection. No performance.
Just you, unmasked, learning what actually supports your system.
What You Can Expect
Straight talk.
Safety.
Depth.
Tools you can use immediately.
A space where you don’t have to pretend.
Not a full life overhaul, just a shift back into yourself.
The People Supporting Your Stay
Supported by my hand-picked team of functional wellness practitioners and specialists, and most importantly, our professional retreat chef.